Woke up this morning Face in the bowl I didn't know where I was My bed ain't that small 'Cause I was huggin' Huggin' that bowl again You know it is Friday When you're huggin' that bowl again Dogs started barking Doorbell rang, hell What's up, what's down Just couldn't tell 'Cause I was huggin' Huggin' that bowl again You know it is Saturday When you're huggin' that bowl again In came the in-laws With their old people's nag I tried to act nice But I started to gag 'Cause I was huggin' Huggin' that bowl again You know it's time to quit taking shots When you're huggin' that bowl again