hand of sugar
metled butter
more than one egg
self-raising flour
maple syrup
vanilla extract

Preheat the oven 180 degrees
put stuff in bowl, hurry up please
beat the substance, light and pale
it’s asking for it, no time to bail

I want my cupcake, my unicorn cupcake, unicorn cupcake
I want my cupcake, my unicorn cupcake and I just cannot wait

icing sugar
clot of milk
chunk of butter
pink food color
sugar and spice
and everything nice

beating the icing, ingredient X
I like my cupcakes better than sex
my star-shaped nozzle extruding thick cream
rise from the tray, cupcakes make me scream

I want my cupcake, my unicorn cupcake, unicorn cupcake
I want my cupcake, my unicorn cupcake and I just cannot wait